"I stood here for a while, but nothing happened!"
Courtesy of digg.com.
Some of the comments:
“Did you stare at an Orange Juice box because it had the word CONCENTRATE written on it?”
“Did you stare at a Ford because the car had the word FOCUS written on it?”
Did you try saying “Enterprise, one to beam up”?
Cracked me up!
Part II: If I stare at it a really long time can I Teleport to see you? I want an eighty cent beer!
“Nothing like flying thru the woods only to be stopped in your tracks by a 1-ton bull and his harem blocking the path.
Why did you stop?!!? I bet if you kept “flying” disturbing the bull and his harem… you would fly for real… hahahaha!!!
“40-oz. beer for 80¢!” What!?!?! Too expensive… I can get it for 50¢
“I thought roosters only crowed at dawn, not all night?!” You are in Ecuador kid… roosters crow whenever they want…
Chio
Hey! I think you forgot to say “beam me up Scotty”… greetings from your friends in Colombia.