Nov
05
2008
2

Farewell party

James and Jessica threw a huge bash as a farewell for all of us that are going separate ways. Twas mass fun.

Will bought a piñanta at the market in Sololá which I carried on my shoulders for a while around town, eliciting smiles from the locals.
We filled it up with all kinds of goodies, and in true local style, bought firecrackers too! I took care of the lighting (naturally) by ringing the yard in dozens of candles.
Besides about 20 of us students, a few of the teachers showed up and drank us under the table. Apparently the women don´t drink (maybe one drink, on special occassions only) or go to bars, so none of the women teachers showed up. It´s just not in their culture.

At first I didn´t think I had anything to wear, when I remembered that sarong buried deep in my pack. Perfect! Now for a shirt.. Marisol offered me hers, excellent. She also applied a touch of mascara and eye liner for effect.
Now here´s the interesting part.. at first, the male teachers (who are all in their 20´s) complimented me on my outfit. I got the sense they had never seen a guy in a long skirt (or any skirt) before. But they loved it. Kept giving me that fist thing that guys do, saying they loved my style. As the night wore on, they said it more and more closely until I began to get the sense that there was some repressed desire there. Interesting.

I don´t know if it was the booze, the space cookies or the great music, but I danced! As you know, Josh does not dance. But dance I did. For a long time, too! Mostly separate, although Barry eventually swept me off my feet (he was a national Lindy-hop champion, ya know).

It was a perfect send-off. I´m sad to be parting from these friends. Oh, I know I´ll make other friends on the road, but it´s hard to establish bonds in only a few hours or days. Here, we had weeks and lots of activities to get to know each other.

Everyone is on Facebook, which I have so far refused to join. It just seems like such a time-suck, of which I certainly don´t need another. But I can see the appeal for keeping in touch with people. Much easier to see what folks have been up to, and less awkward than email. Hmm.

The seond two photos are by James, who´s a professional photographer. I love his stuff. I shoot the same scene he does, and my photos just look like crap while his look amazing. He claims it´s his camera and lens (both high-end Leica) but I´m sure his experience has a lot to do with it. He (and wife Jessica, who collaborates with him on multimedia projects) have a web site here: jameschance.com

Oct
29
2008
1

More observations from small-town Guatemala

Learning a new language is definitely one of the hardest things I’ve ever done in my life. After a week of 5-hour classes per day, I dropped back to four. There were days I was so frustrated I just wanted to cry. Things are better now.. I’m even finding myself forming sentences in my head directly in Spanish, without translating each word to and from English.

One of the reasons my teacher has been so patient with me is that she only recently learned Spanish herself, about 6 years ago. She arrived at University speaking only Tz’utujil, and had a really tough time fitting in and learning Spanish. It took her 3 years, she says.

It’s interesting to notice how we each learn differently. Me, I’m a visual person. When I struggle to recall a word or definition, I actually see the word on the paper in my mind, at least until it becomes set in my brain. Which means that if I hear a word or definition, it generally just goes right back out again. I need to write it down and repeatedly see it on the page for it to stick.

I also hadn’t anticipated how physically exhausting running my brain this hard would be. Whereas in New York I could survive fine on 6 or 7 hours of sleep a night, here I’ve found that if I don’t get a full 8 hours, I’m useless in class. Which means I have to be in bed by 10pm.. what a dull life!

I keep mixing up the word for “scared” (miedo) with the one for “shit” (mierda). I’ll let you imagine the funny sentences that have come out of my mouth with that mix-up.

There was another presentation at school on a different aspect of the culture, this time on the Mayan Calandar. I didn’t understand most of the talk, but we did ask whether the world will really end in 2012, as the new agers would have us believe. The expert was emphatic – he said the current Mayan calendar ends in 2012, but that simply means it’s the end of a cycle, not the world. Their entire belief system is built on circular, repeating patterns.. so no need to panic.

I’ve been reading up on Guatemalan history, and it turns out this very spot has some historical significance. When the Conquistadors (Spaniards) arrived in the early 16th century the Mayan civilization was in decline, with most of the tribes sparring with each other. Many of the tribes resisted the invaders, but the Kaqchikel collaborated with the bastards. That old maxim, “if your enemy is my enemy, then we must be friends”. Or something like that. Anyway, one day in 1523, the Conquistadors along with the Kaqchikel in 300 canoes came racing across the lake and conquered the people of this town, the Tz’utujil. Hard to imagine today!

My teacher’s grandfather built canoes, which was the main means of transport before today’s motorboats. I wonder how long it took to get across the lake in those days (it’s about 20 minutes in a motorboat)! He’s one of the village elders.. she’s told me a number of good stories about him, like how he used to make soap.

Today there are about 100,000 extant ethnic Tz’utuji people (including my family and all the teachers), all of whom live around this lake. The language, however, is dying, as about half that number currently speak it. The younger generation can understand it, but not speak it. Consider that in another couple of generations, it will become extinct. Apparently each of the 21 Mayan languages are as distinct from each other as Portuguese is from Spanish. Some words are similar, but it’s a lot more individual than simply regional dialects as I had thought. Amazing the variety, given the relatively small geographic area. I guess the tribes really stuck to themselves for a long period of time for their languages to develop so differently.

Coming here is a lot like going back in time. They are dealing with all of the conflicts between modern and traditional society – respecting the earth vs. stripping it for resources, conflict between religions, industry vs. indigenous.

Hiking around one occasionally sees burnt patches of ground. Naturally I thought they were from UFO’s, but it turns out they’re sacred Mayan sites where they still practice ceremonies.

Last week the owner of a local gringo bar died. I believe it was suicide, possibly by drug overdose. Apparently he had been here for 20 years and had done a lot for the community. There’s been much grieving. Traditionally when someone dies all the extended friends and family come over to the house and sit with the family for 8 days. There can be upwards of 300-500 people visiting! They bring gifts of food, which the family then cooks and serves to everyone.

It’s an obvious statement, but the weather makes all the difference in how I perceive a place. For example when I think of Paris, I think of a cold, dark, dreary city, because 4 out of the 5 times I’ve been there, it was winter. I’m glad the weather has changed here. It’s no longer raining, the sun is out most of the time, and it’s beautiful. A couple of days ago the winds began, which are supposed to continue for months. They’re wicked strong, too – definitely not boating weather.

I’m told 30% of the locals drink the lake water, because they can’t afford purifiers. Guess where most of the sewage goes, too? That’s right, straight into the lake. Cholera or dysentery, anyone?

It’s neat how things like avocados, which are so expensive and precious in the States, are literally falling off of trees here. Want to make guacamole, or a cuba libre? Just walk outside the door and pick the fruit off the nearest tree!

Another thing I like about life down here is how much closer to reality I feel. In the States, I felt smothered by all the insulation. One rarely experiences the core of life in the States, because things are set up to protect you from truly experiencing things. Whether it be cars to insulate us from actually interacting with people on the street, television to insulate us from real life (or “reality shows” substituting for real life), or all of the myriad ways that modern society helps us to build walls around ourselves so we don’t have to have authentic experiences. All of that is stripped away in a place that doesn’t have the infrastructure or can’t afford those “luxuries”. Instead one experiences all of the raw pain, joy, and struggle of human existence – the way it was for thousands of years, before modern conveniences.

Occasionally one sees bright graphic symbols spray-painted onto buildings or rocks. It turns out these are political propaganda for the illiterate population. They first train the populace to identify a certain graphic with a certain political party, then hammer them with that imagery. A lot of people wouldn’t be able to read a candidate’s name if it were posted up around town.

It’s really the Wild West down here. One hardly ever sees the police, and never any other kind of government official. There are no Health & Safety rules that I can see, or at least they’re not enforced. You build whatever you want, whenever you want, in whatever manner you want. Which is kinda scary given how prone this place is to earthquakes – the neighboring town was nearly wiped out in 2005 by a massive mudslide caused by an earthquake.
In general, I like the libertarian nature of things here. Nobody’s going to hassle me for walking down the street with a beer, for example. Although it’s a fine line when personal safety takes a back seat.

Speaking of earthquakes, we had one the other day. I was browsing in a bookshop talking to the quack proprietor when it hit. It was pretty wild – the shaking lasted about 8 seconds, and there was a decent aftershock too. It was a 6.6 in the epicenter of Chiapas. Don’t know how strong that would have been here.
I had to force myself to back away from this guy I was rapping with because his conspiracy theories were really getting on my tits. He sounded reasonable enough at first.. he’s from Austin, with a newborn, and we were chatting pleasantly. And then… reality left the room. He started saying things like, “take gamma rays, which of course are wormholes..” Um, I know a thing or two about astrophysics, and gamma rays are definitely NOT wormholes. Whatever the subject was, he would simply say, “don’t take my word for it, look it up – on these websites..” Um, just because some crackpot makes a website that references another crackpot’s website does not mean it’s true! Jeezus.

Speaking of the wild west, there are guards with shotguns guarding the bank (expected), and.. delivery trucks (!). Picture your local Coca-Cola truck being guarded by a dude with a serious-looking shotgun. I guess they really value their soda, wouldn’t want any being swiped!

As in many countries, many of the men walk around with machetes. It’s disconcerting at first, but here it’s viewed as a tool, not as a weapon. They use it for everything – cutting, digging, slashing. You hardly ever see a saw – instead, they’ll whack away at a tree branch with the machete.

For the amount of sugar they put in their coffee, there is surprisingly little in their cookies. I passed a bakery in Panajachel over the weekend and sampled their baked goods. Overall, pretty bland.

Food is very cheap here, but liquor is not. Beer really adds up. Anything imported just for the gringos is expensive. Junk food – Cokes, candy, Pringles.

It’s coming up on coffee harvest time. You know because the beans on the trees (low trees, like shrubs really) turn from their usual green to red. Then you can pick them. They don’t actually smell or taste like coffee until you roast them. I wonder how & who discovered that. I was amazed to learn that the tree only produces once per year. That’s a ton of acreage being taken up the rest of the year by these trees.

It’s been fun watching the one-year old in my family develop. She couldn’t walk when I first arrived, and was only speaking in babbles. Now she’s cruising around on two feet, and keeps saying “hola!” over and over. It’s time the kid learned her second word. Ironically, I’ve seen her grow more than her own father has, since he’s always on the road.
The eleven-year old, on the other hand, hates me. No matter how I try to engage her in conversation, she just glares at me. We started out alright, but then I did a couple things she didn’t like, like run the microwave for more than one minute. “Kid, I’ve been running microwaves since before you was but a glint in yo mama’s eye, so spare me the lecture!” (I thought it, but didn’t say it.) Maybe she just doesn’t like men, since she loved the Canadian woman who lived with us for a few weeks. Maybe she’s in love with me. Who knows.
The 13-year old is so much more mature – in American maturity years, she’s about 23.

The Canadian was replaced by a good ole’ boy from Oklahoma. As hard as I try (ok, not that hard), I have trouble getting past that thick drawl and contraction of every other word. To my ear he sounds stupid, even though I know he’s not. He came down with some stomach flu yesterday, but is too proud to accept much help. People who won’t accept help are almost as annoying as those who demand too much help. We’re all in this world together, we gotta look out for one another.

I learned why the family sews all day. Turns out grandma has a tienda in town where they sell the blouses that the family cranks out.

Lake Atitlan is in the running for one of the 7 Wonders of the Natural World. There are signs up asking people to go vote for it online.

The power goes out so often here (but only for a minute at a time) that all the internet cafes have their computers plugged into UPS backups.. smart.

One occasionally sees young lovers secretly nuzzling in doorways or such, but never any PDA, not even hand holding. It’s all very chaste, and takes you back to the early 20th C.

I couldn’t figure out what a lot of the floating “trash” was, when someone pointed out that they’re actually rocks. Now, who’s ever heard of a floating rock? But of course, they’re pumice, from the volcano. Cool!

On the recommendation of a friend, I brought along Barron’s 501 Spanish Verbs, a tome of a book that is way over my head as it turns out, so I’m leaving it here when I hit the road. I also brought along Breaking Out of Beginner’s Spanish, which is excellent and I highly recommend. It’s actually fun to read, unlike every other language book I’ve run across. The author goes into all the useful phrases that are actually used by people, as opposed to dictionary definitions. I went ahead and ordered a couple more language books from Amazon to be shipped here, but it doesn’t look like they’re going to arrive by the time I leave. Oh well. Arnie was most kind in sending me a care package with language lessons on CD (that I’ve since loaded onto my iPod), vitamins, and a rain fly for my backpack. Oh, and sections from the New York Times, a real treat!

I’ve been reading fiction for the first time in years. I never had time for it before, and always prefered my tech magazines to actual books. I brought One Hundred Years of Solitude with me, which I was expecting to really like based on what a classic it is. But what did Mark Twain say, that a classic is one that everyone thinks they ought to have read but actually haven’t? I love Garcia’s magical realism style, his descriptions are so evocative and rich. But the plot is impossible to parse. I gave up after getting about half-way through.
In it’s place I picked up Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, which I’m loving.

This weekend is All Saints and Day of the Dead, which seems like a good time to move on and begin my travels. I thought about going to the town of Todos Santos for the weekend, since they celebrate in style. To wit:
“For three days, the village is taken over by unrestrained drinking, dance and marimba music. The event opens with an all-day horse race, which starts out as a massive stampede. The riders tear up the course, thrashing their horses with live chickens, pink capes flowing out behind them. At either end of the run they take a drink before burning back again. As the day wears on some riders retire, collapse, or tie themselves on, leaving only the toughest to ride it out. On the second day, the action moves to the cemetery, with marimba bands and drink stalls setting up amongst the graves for a day of intense ritual that combines grief and celebration. By the end of the fiesta, the streets are littered with bodies and the jail packed with brawlers.”
As much fun as that sounds, I am instead going to take in a more tranquil fiesta, that of the Kite Festival. The author of Moon Travel Handbooks for Guatemala says that it’s his favorite spectacle of the entire year. Photos and story to follow next week.

Oct
26
2008
0

Assorted photos from San Pedro

Assorted shots from around town. Depending on your browser, you may need to click on a given photo a couple of times to get it to open the hi-res version.

Oct
24
2008
1

Pickpocketed in the market

A few of us played hookey from school today in order to go to one of the most famous markets in Guatemala, in Sololá. We took a boat to the other side of the lake (Panajachel), then caught a “chicken bus” up to the town. This was my first time on a chicken bus, and it was great. They’re the cheap and dirty way to get around the country, and tourists rarely take them. I wouldn’t want to for a long journey, but it was great for 30 minutes. Jammed with locals in their traditional garb carrying all manner of things. No chickens, but there was a live duck on the way back!

I was told the market at Sololá is much less touristy than the other big famous one, in Chichicastenango. They were right, we saw hardly any tourists. There were all manner of things being sold – traditional clothing, food products, housewares, small livestock (baskets of baby chicks!), on and on. One interesting side note: with the advent of literacy, they are starting to weave words into their handbags. Traditionally, each town was identified by the colors and patterns woven into the clothes and bags of that town. But now words are staring to appear. Interesting evolution.

Several vendors were selling big slabs of rocks. Hmm, strange, I think, selling rocks. I mean, they build with rocks, but selling them in the market?
Then someone mentioned that we eat those rocks. What?!

I learned that it’s limestone, which is used in the process of making tortillas. Apparently it not only helps bind the corn together and ease digestion, but soaking the corn kernels in limewater (not to be confused with limes from trees, totally different) also “liberates the vitamin niacin and the amino acid tryptophan“, thereby greatly increasing it’s nutritional value. Now how did the ancient Mayans figure that out?!
Traditionally, after the corn was boiled in the limewater, it would be rolled out into dough. That’s a big pain as you can imagine, so nowadays it’s done by machine. Everyone takes their chunky corn dough to one of the five places in town that has one of these machines, and you come home with the smooth dough.
Watching them scoop up a bit of the dough along with a bit of water and slap it between their hands to form flat pancakes is pretty fun. Even kids can do it really fast. The round pancake is then thrown onto a large griddle (traditionally a wood-fired flat stove) and cooks up in a few minutes. Fresh tortillas are lovely. Unfortunately, most people make a huge stack at a time and then eat that stack for the next five days. 3-day old tortillas that have been microwaved tend to turn a bit rubbery, as bad as pre-made crepes on the streets of Paris.

I tried some of the street food on offer in the stalls, and was not disappointed. Fresh grilled tortillas topped with mystery meat (I think it was pork, but might have been dog.. just kidding), fried onions and other veggies, and hot sauces. Yum. Around here, any tortilla with stuff on it is called a taco. That took a while to get used to, since I grew up thinking of tacos as those hard crispy folded things that you line with meat, cheese, and lettuce.

I didn’t see it until I looked at my pictures that night, but there was a guy wearing a BAM Cafe shirt! Weird, I wonder where he got it. I love juxtapositions like that.

I had been warned by my house mother to take precautions against pickpockets who operate in the market. So, I only put a bit of cash into my front pants pocket, and stashed the rest deep in my zippered rear pocket. You’ve guessed the rest – halfway through the day, I realize that rear pocket is hanging open, sans cash. I was more amazed than pissed. It was a good bit of money for me (about 350 Quetzales, or approx $50), but a fortune to the kid who swiped it. I’ve got to hand it to him/her, they were good. I never felt a thing.

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Click here to watch a video of a guy hawking pelts. He keeps pointing at different parts of his body, I guess implying that the pelt will cure various ailments?!

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